Letters To The Landlord... They Really Said It...



The person next door has a large erection in his back garden,
which is unsightly and dangerous.

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The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

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Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

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The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

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Would you please send a man to repair my downspout.
I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away.

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I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

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This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

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I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

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Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

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Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.

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Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

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Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

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I always liked this one... amuses me everytime... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Amazing that people pay no attention to what they write. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Little bit like the insurance jokes from Jasper Carrott

All us UK'ers should know him

Haven't got it to hand at the moment but a couple are

"Today I turned into my drive and crashed into a tree that wasn't there"

"The guy I ran over said it was his fault as he had been run over before"

Stuff like that

If I can remember who had the tape, I'll do a few more

Lady Zidane