I am now given to understand that these ere pooches of yours are somewhat less physically substantial than I was previously led to believe. I am desolated at the deception that as been perpetrated on someone near and dear to meself (ie he that would customarily referred to with the perpendicular pronoun).

Most unfortunate this is - recant you must - go to the Dagoba system - no, wait, that is Obi Wan - with truth comes understanding - tell us the truth, I can feel the good in you Darth Donut ;) .

0.o Nani-yo? Achachachacha... lol Interesting theme of speech... but the exact question doesn't make much since to me...

Davros, you're surely not implying that our beloved Donut would tell us a right porky are you?

I cannot believe that to be the case. Not that sweet innocent little Serenity. :eek:

Hi Epona - umm, YUP, I think that's what I'm doing. My source appears to be impeccable, and I call for the return of all presents. We must turn him to the light ;) .

NO! Davros! Say it isn't so?!! Donut has imaginary dogs!? [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/dogrun.gif[/img] And I always thought they were just old. [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] ;)

Donut, you cad! :D

CloudyKitty [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

You mean to tell me that all the gifts I've been sending to Donuts dogs are in fact being eaten by Donut? THATS IT!!!! I'm pissed! You send that bone back Donut, no matter what condition its in!!!!!

Ever since I first joined IW one of my interests listed in my profile was 'Mendacity'.

I practice mendacity whenever I can. It is so much more interesting than real life. As I sit here looking at the four grey walls of the prison library I can't help feeling that I've gone wrong somewhere in life. I guess I should have known that hanging around the public lavatory would get me into trouble. I'm more careful now - I always hang onto the soap in the showers. To drop the soap in there is just asking for trouble.

I apologise to those that I have hurt here. The canines in quetion are indeed merely a figtree of my imagination. My fantasy dogs have kept me sane throughout my trials and tribulations, I trust that you will all continue to believe that they are real. I was even considering getting a salamander.

:(

It's ok bro I'm on my way,I knew this mendacity stuff would lead to this, all these weird religions are the same!.

Justlock the doors and stay away from the pluggy things, and the tap with the red top!

As for the cell walls...thats your office, and about getting a salamander, you don't even drive

Awwwwww now look what you've done, you've got me crying in my cider - there there, it's all right Donut, yes of course the dogs are real - what's this one's name again?

OK Terry, let's back away slowly and go get the boys in the white coats :D .

OH, I never saw a thread about "THE BEST SPORTING TEAM IN THE WORLD" - was there one - did I miss it while I was on holidays - surely this was discussed and due acknowledgement given to the BOYZ from OZ :D .

One word Davros - Collingwood! ;) Go Roos!