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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
> a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewellery applications
that
> had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.
> > > >> >
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> such as
> Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Premier
> league 7.4, Sky Sports 3.2 and UEFA Cup 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no
longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed, Desperate.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> Dear Desperate,
> > > >> >
> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment
> package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the
command:
> C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should
> then automatically run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5.
> But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such
> background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer
6.1.
> Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
> create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
>
> DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
> program.
> These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the
> program:
> Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to
> introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating System.
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
> limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with
such applications as Boob Job 3.6D and that old standby...Lingerie 6.9
> (which have both been credited with improved performance of his
hardware).
>
> Good Luck,
> > > >> >
> Tech Support

[img]smile.gif[/img] I've seen that one going around for a few years now, but it is funny. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Cloudy, looking at the upgrades ;)

Yes, I have also seen that before. Still, nice to see again, and I have taken the time to email it to EVERYONE on my adress list.

First time for me to see it LMFAO

LOL!

Not The First Time, But Still Makes Me Chuckle!!!

LMAO! I'll remember to let Mr. Boswell read this tommorow so he'll allow me more IW time! ;)

I am still using the Single-ICP Loving program. I have been called sexy in da past tho.... *by girls thank goodness* Its a good booster to my Pale and Wears black 3.4!