Ironworks Gaming Forum - THE IRONWORKS TIMES-April 27th, 2002

<H1>The Ironworks Times</H1>

Editor: Konfuzed and Zany

"Free Phil!" Campaign Continues

A group of protestors marched outside the Ironworks Town Hall yesterday, waving banners and carrying signs protesting Mayor Ziroc's imprisonment of Phil McCavity. McCavity was tried and convicted for spamming of the second degree. The reporter spoke with McCavity recently, and states that he merely sits in his cell, despondently repeating, "Can I drill you about this? Can I drill you about this?"
The protestors wished to remain unnamed, but were described as four unwieldy young whippersnappers, one whirling and kicking all the while, one unquestionably imbibed, and two others waving signs stating, "FREE PHIL! FREE THE IRONWORKS FOUR!" and the other saying "CAN WE DRILL YOU ABOUT THAT TRIAL?" Supporters lined the sidewalk, though none actively displayed agreement or disgust at the display. Mayor Ziroc appeared at a window at one point, and is reported to have shouted down, "Sic Stonus Golemus aquet!" which may mean, "Stone Golems for all of you!" though it was not quite clear.
The Mayor and his cabinet show no signs of relenting however, and all 'drilling' in Ironworks shall likely be done upon the heads of any who show a resurgence of something resembling the 'root' of McCavity's reign of drilling.

Sports

*The return of the 'Aelia and Davros Sports Thread' brings joy and groans to many members. We can only hope that this time, we may actually figure out the rules for cricket.
*The reporter can not resist mentioning the fact that the Boston Red Sox are 'still' a game over the Yankees in the American League East.
*Hockey vs. baseball debates are continuously ongoing in Cloudy's Café. Baseball fans are allowed in. Hockey fans will be force fed year-old cookies.
*ATTN: ANY LOCAL SPORTS NOTICES SHOULD BE EMAILED TO THE EDITOR. The address can be found in the reporter's profile.

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor,
You are all
Under my-our
Control
Er…Mwahaha! *cough*
Ahem…You cannot see us, but do not think we are gone. We will return!

Luv,
K&Z

Dear Editor,
I NEED SOME LETTERS TO THE EDITOR PEOPLE! EMAIL 'EM! NOW! The address can be found in the reporter's profile.

Sincerely,
The Editor

Gossip Column

*Rumor says that Lioness has adopted Puff, the rainbow-scaled dragon formerly belonging to Jerome the Paladin, by battling out Rikard, who also sought to adopt the lovable, fire breathing sweetie. (Puff, not Jerome.)
*Epona spammed! Shocking news…when the little old ladies of Ironworks must resort to spamming, 'tis a sad thing indeed…(No offense intended to the above mentioned, as the reporter is sure she knows.)
*Jerome's corpse was found lying in an alley in Mexico. The body was reportedly mauled by what seems to be a savage feline. A warning to any that dare to suggest such a ferocious creature is harmless. Keep this in mind as you answer the Myths of the Feline Queen poll.
*Who IS the grey-robed stranger?

Personals

*ATTN: MAIL PERSONALS TO THE EDITOR! The address can be found in the reporter's profile. MAIL 'EM! The reporter is too lazy and absentmindedly busy to come up with her own.