YOU'LL LOVE THE ENDING"

The other day I was in the local auto part store.

A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap.

We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how
and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on," they asked?

I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick.

"OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter.

What does it do?," we asked.

She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a
picture of it.

So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and in the center
she writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she
writes it... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in
hysterics.

(directions ... draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it around)

<font color=Orange>LOL! Ah thats great!</font>

LMAO that was GREAT... lmao...I can't stop laughing

excellent dude, keep em coming rotflmao

:D ha ha.............*LOL* (considering i'm a blonde) :D

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A blonde walks into an appliance store, walks up to the counter and points above the salesman's head.

"I'd like to buy that T.V." she says pointing again.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says.

Mad, she turns around at walks out. She comes back the next day, and says the same thing to a different salesman.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says.

Mad, she walks out. She stands there thinking, then goes to Wal-mart, and buys some brown hair color.

The next day she walks in, toting brown hair and walks up to the counter pointing above the salesman, "I'd like to buy that T.V. right there" smiling.

The salesman shakes his head, laughing and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry but we DO NOT sell to blondes, I told you that."

Angry, she yells at him, "I have brown hair not blonde!! How do you know I'm blonde??"

Laughing, he looks up and says, "That is a microwave"........</font>

:D

[ 04-25-2002, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

Got any male blond jokes?

<font color="lightgreen">God forbid [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

have dyed hair to brown........ so JOKE DEFLECTION! and that salesmant needs to set up the bomb........

heard the 2nd one before but the first one is great keepem coming