All those who believe in telekinesis....raise my hand.

OK.....so what's the speed of dark?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Hard work pays off in the future.....laziness pays off now.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I intend to live forever.....so far, so good.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

24 hours in a day.....24 beers in a case....coincidence???

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Drugs may lead to nowhere.....but at least it's the scenic route.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists....they don't expect it back.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

LOL great ones, John D!

My theory on the Speed of Dark is this: it must be less than the speed of Light. Say you have two rooms, one in complete darkness, and one brightly lit. You open a door between the two rooms, and the light streams into the dark room, but the dark doesn't stream into the lit one. So therefore the velocity of dark < velocity of light. Q.E.D.

Sounds good at least! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

*grin* Very funny! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Haha! Lord of the Right-Click Thingy!

Heh. You will NEVER be as good as me!

ROTFLMAO, Saz, are you sure your PhD isn't in Nuclear Physics [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] . I think you should at least get an honorific PhD for that one [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-18-2002, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: Ryanamur ]

Weasels: debatable, there's been some instances of snake strike above 7,000' AGL. Therefore, I don't see why you couldn't hit a weasel that high [img]smile.gif[/img]

1/2 death twice: you only have 1/4 of life left. You loose the first half the first time and the 1/2 of the remaining half the second time. Thus the 1/4. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-18-2002, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: Ryanamur ]

Very funny John. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

[ 04-19-2002, 03:43 AM: Message edited by: GokuZool ]

True, dark dosent move into the lit room, BUT it does retreat from the dark room, leaving light. Since you cant have a state of non-light, non-dark, it must be concurrent with the approaching light. Therefore the speed of dark is equal to that of light.

:D :D :D :D 4 :Ds go out to this one!

Great one liners lol...

True, dark dosent move into the lit room, BUT it does retreat from the dark room, leaving light. Since you cant have a state of non-light, non-dark, it must be concurrent with the approaching light. Therefore the speed of dark is equal to that of light.[/QB][/QUOTE]

If they are equal, should the dark room remain dark and the lit room remain lit if you openned the door. Dark light would push toward the Light light (opposite direction) at the same velocity. Therefore, the two would cancel each other out... unless light light is denser than dark light. :D

For the record, I still like Saz's theory better :D