Ironworks Gaming Forum - Free cookies at subway!!

We were SUPPOSED to have a Subway in cuba but they realized that shipping the food down here from their home plant in north dakota would sort of um... ROT so yeah that didn't work out... :( i wan' mah free cookies! I bet there's a subway in puerto rico! ILL SWIM THERE! nah floridas closer... *inhales a lot*

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"HEY!" "hello sir welcome to subway!" "GIMME SOME COOKIES!"
"they're complimentary... with your meal sir..."
"...I have... to PAY... for a MEAL..."
"yes!" "do you accept soaked dollar bills?"
"....those aren't even readable and they've got mudd and tire
marks all over them!"
"BUT THEY'RE STILL GOOD!"
"We're sorry sir, but if you want cookies you might want to go to
the homeless shelter down the road or soemthing..."
"nah ill just go home..."
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