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Daniel_M 04-15-2002 10:04 AM

Well are you go to here and take the Death Test im going to die November 17, 2059 at the age of 76 years old.
Of....
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Woah this might make you think twice before eating that cake....

Epona 04-15-2002 10:16 AM

Hmmmm - I lost a year since I last did this test :eek:

I get to 67 according to this:

Cancer 41%
Homicide 10%
Alcoholism 7%
Alien Abduction 7%

Yeah, right ;)

Sir Exxon 04-15-2002 10:32 AM

<font color="gold">ROFL! This is really funny! My results:

I'm supposed to die February 8th 2057 at 68 years.
I will most likely die from a heart attack (29%), and then cancer (13%), drowning (11%) plus many other 5%'s.

Cool! :D </font>

[ 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

Neb 04-15-2002 10:33 AM

I will die:

June 11, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.

And I will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)

11% alien abduction? [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL

Have you also checked the stats for those people who've taken the test?

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy

Charean 04-15-2002 10:38 AM

Ok, I am expected to die when I am 76... 2 days after my birthday... well poo.

cancer 42%
heart attack 7%
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

They asked if I was good at math... yes. This doesn't add up to 100%. I guess I have a 38% chance of living beyond that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Epona 04-15-2002 10:47 AM

OK OK! I did it again but lied and said I didn't smoke (wanted to see if it was worth quitting, LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and I got funny results! Still high cancer risk though :rolleyes:

February 7, 2050
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

WHAT!!!! I stand a 5% chance of dying of Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Good lord! :eek: :eek:

Bruce The Aussie 04-15-2002 10:55 AM

i'm going to die when i'm 74! wahoo! i'll live 1 year less than the avarage life expectancy of a male! my test said:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 18, 2060
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%)
i think i didn't answer the questions truthfully enough tho. (and most of the things on the list i can't do yet, i.e. skydiving)

Bahamut 04-15-2002 11:11 AM

LOL

I did that a long time ago.. kinda lame... they actually just kinda do it in random... hehehe there is a pattern if I recall but I know not what...

I think I am gonna die old, but then something of an accident I think [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lioness 04-15-2002 01:43 PM

Ize immortal ;)

Azred 04-15-2002 02:02 PM

<font color = lightgreen>17 May 2046 at the age of 76. This kind of information may be found by examining actuarial life expectancy tables. Everyone has a certain probability of succumbing to various accidents and/or illnesses, modified by lifestyle, career choice, family history, etc. It may be morbid, but it is done all the time. In fact, it is the basis of the life insurance industry.</font>


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