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Well are you go to here and take the Death Test im going to die November 17, 2059 at the age of 76 years old.
Of.... Heart Attack (32%) Cancer (23%) Alcoholism (9%) Horrible Accident (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Woah this might make you think twice before eating that cake.... |
Hmmmm - I lost a year since I last did this test :eek:
I get to 67 according to this: Cancer 41% Homicide 10% Alcoholism 7% Alien Abduction 7% Yeah, right ;) |
<font color="gold">ROFL! This is really funny! My results:
I'm supposed to die February 8th 2057 at 68 years. I will most likely die from a heart attack (29%), and then cancer (13%), drowning (11%) plus many other 5%'s. Cool! :D </font> [ 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ] |
I will die:
June 11, 2066 at the age of 80 years old. And I will most likely die from: Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (12%) Alien Abduction (11%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Horrible Accident (7%) Homicide (7%) Alcoholism (7%) 11% alien abduction? [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL Have you also checked the stats for those people who've taken the test? Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 11053687 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 8% work in the porn business. And 189726 people claim to have leprosy |
Ok, I am expected to die when I am 76... 2 days after my birthday... well poo.
cancer 42% heart attack 7% Homicide (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) They asked if I was good at math... yes. This doesn't add up to 100%. I guess I have a 38% chance of living beyond that. [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
OK OK! I did it again but lied and said I didn't smoke (wanted to see if it was worth quitting, LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and I got funny results! Still high cancer risk though :rolleyes:
February 7, 2050 at the age of 78 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Alien Abduction (10%) Heart Attack (8%) Loneliness (7%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Alcoholism (5%) WHAT!!!! I stand a 5% chance of dying of Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Good lord! :eek: :eek: |
i'm going to die when i'm 74! wahoo! i'll live 1 year less than the avarage life expectancy of a male! my test said:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: July 18, 2060 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (36%) Heart Attack (9%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Suicide (7%) Homicide (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Confusion (5%) i think i didn't answer the questions truthfully enough tho. (and most of the things on the list i can't do yet, i.e. skydiving) |
LOL
I did that a long time ago.. kinda lame... they actually just kinda do it in random... hehehe there is a pattern if I recall but I know not what... I think I am gonna die old, but then something of an accident I think [img]smile.gif[/img] |
Ize immortal ;)
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<font color = lightgreen>17 May 2046 at the age of 76. This kind of information may be found by examining actuarial life expectancy tables. Everyone has a certain probability of succumbing to various accidents and/or illnesses, modified by lifestyle, career choice, family history, etc. It may be morbid, but it is done all the time. In fact, it is the basis of the life insurance industry.</font>
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