The After Life

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after-life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.

"Mary... Mary.... "

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I make love, I have breakfast, I make love, I bathe in the sun, then I make love twice, I have lunch, then make love pretty much all afternoon. Supper, then love till late at night, sleep, then start all over again."

"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Heck no!
I'm a rabbit in Kansas!"

LOL, Larry. It reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin asks Hobes what happens when we die, and he says that we play in an all-girl band in New Orleans. "So, you believe in Heaven?" "Call it what you will..."

Lol! I remember that comic-strip! Larry this joke makes me wonder what the *real* joke said. It's still funny. Even if it is *diluted* a little.
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Rofl that was great Larry i can just see what got deluted too, great joke :hehe:

<font color="gold">ROFLMAO!
That's a real funny one. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

see ya!