Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Dearest Bill,
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I have an even better solution. Absolutely everyone should fly nude. Flight Attendants, pilots, all passengers. No one can hide a weapon (without being completely uncomfortable). Everyone gets to know eachother REALLY well. The question 'would you like some more nuts madame?' takes on a whole new and frankly more interesting meaning. It's fun for everyone.

Yours Sincerly,

Hugh Hefner

LMAO!
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FDL, you guys are really too much. Oops, am I spamming?

ROFLMAO!!!! *falls out of his chair*

Dear Sirs,
But why just stop there? How about we make it illegal to wear clothing anywhere and everywhere we go? That way we'll always know that we are safe. Life will be more beautifull, and people will get to understand each other better like Hugh said.
Besides, it'll really save on the luggage carrying if you know you don't have to pack anything to wear.
-The Hippies

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