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Bruce The Aussie 03-14-2002 09:39 AM

This is just a small questionaire i made when i was bored once.

Question 1.
What would you rather do?
A)Watch football
B)Read a book (or in some poeple's cases just look at the pictures)
C)Discuss Furniture

Question 2.
Did you cry when Bambie's mother died?
A)No
B)Yes
C)Whats a Bambie?

Question 3.
What happerns if you push this big red button?
+--------+
| ____ |
| / \ |
|| ||
| \____/ |
+--------+

A)Lets push it and see
B)Lets go ask somone
C)Lets read the manual

Question 4.
When You use the tiolet do you:
A)Always leave the seat down
B)Leave the seat the way you used it
C)Always leave the seat up (just for spite)

Question 5. Tiolet Continued...
When you do a No.2 do you..
A)Go in and out of the bathroom as fast as you can
B)Just sit down and take as long as you need
C)Take a TV in and make a night of it

Question 6.
What would you rather have for breakfast
A)Toast and coffie
B)A full enlish breakfast (the greasiest food around)
C)Curry and beer

Question 7.
What is your favorite insult?
A)Ooh you would..
B)YO MOMMA!
C)YOU **** ***** *******!!!!!!!!!!

Question 8.
When out with your mates would you rather..
A)Drink till you spew
B)Drink till you spew, Then drink some more!
C)Drink till your liver falls out

Question 9. Final question
When you have an Itch in *Ahem* a not sociable area do you..
A)Scratch yourself discreatly
B)go into the toilet and scratch yourself there
C)Draw as much attention to yourself then scratch yourself making sure everyone within a 50 metre radius knows using groans of "AAAAHHHH" and "Thats Better!"

SCORING:
Q1:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q2:
A)2
B)1
C)3

Q3:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q4:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q5:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q6:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q7:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q8:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q9:
A)2
B)1
C)3

0-8:You are such a nancy boy you didn't answer all the question. people look at you and think "my chiwawa you take him!"
9-14:You are a Pansey. You like flower aranging and furniture design. you never stand up for yourself but the chicks dig you for being a "sensative" kind of guy.
15-21:You are an average guy. you fit into a crowd like a lago block onto another. as no-one really notices you i don't have much more to say.
22-27:You are a truly macho man. you have so much mojo you've started to have to keep it bottles in the celler. Women think you rock.
28-30:your so macho you can't add up!

Well what did you all get? i got 17. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar 03-14-2002 09:45 AM

20: mesa pretty average...

(judge deducts -7 points for using Gungan speech...)

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Black Knight 03-14-2002 09:50 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
This is just a small questionaire i made when i was bored once.

Question 1.
What would you rather do?
A)Watch football
B)Read a book (or in some poeple's cases just look at the pictures)
C)Discuss Furniture
<hr></blockquote>
A
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 2.
Did you cry when Bambie's mother died?
A)No
B)Yes
C)Whats a Bambie?
<hr></blockquote>
A
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 3.
What happerns if you push this big red button?
+--------+
| ____ |
| / \ |
|| ||
| \____/ |
+--------+

A)Lets push it and see
B)Lets go ask somone
C)Lets read the manual
<hr></blockquote>
A
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 4.
When You use the tiolet do you:
A)Always leave the seat down
B)Leave the seat the way you used it
C)Always leave the seat up (just for spite)
<hr></blockquote>
A
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 5. Tiolet Continued...
When you do a No.2 do you..
A)Go in and out of the bathroom as fast as you can
B)Just sit down and take as long as you need
C)Take a TV in and make a night of it
<hr></blockquote>
B
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 6.
What would you rather have for breakfast
A)Toast and coffie
B)A full enlish breakfast (the greasiest food around)
C)Curry and beer
<hr></blockquote>
A
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 7.
What is your favorite insult?
A)Ooh you would..
B)YO MOMMA!
C)YOU **** ***** *******!!!!!!!!!!
<hr></blockquote>
C
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 8.
When out with your mates would you rather..
A)Drink till you spew
B)Drink till you spew, Then drink some more!
C)Drink till your liver falls out
<hr></blockquote>
Not really a big Drinker, but of the choices...A
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
Question 9. Final question
When you have an Itch in *Ahem* a not sociable area do you..
A)Scratch yourself discreatly
B)go into the toilet and scratch yourself there
C)Draw as much attention to yourself then scratch yourself making sure everyone within a 50 metre radius knows using groans of "AAAAHHHH" and "Thats Better!"
<hr></blockquote>
A
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>
SCORING:
Q1:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q2:
A)2
B)1
C)3

Q3:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q4:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q5:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q6:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q7:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q8:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q9:
A)2
B)1
C)3

0-8:You are such a nancy boy you didn't answer all the question. people look at you and think "my chiwawa you take him!"
9-14:You are a Pansey. You like flower aranging and furniture design. you never stand up for yourself but the chicks dig you for being a "sensative" kind of guy.
15-21:You are an average guy. you fit into a crowd like a lago block onto another. as no-one really notices you i don't have much more to say.
22-27:You are a truly macho man. you have so much mojo you've started to have to keep it bottles in the celler. Women think you rock.
28-30:your so macho you can't add up!

Well what did you all get? i got 17. [img]smile.gif[/img]
<hr></blockquote>

18...I'm a sucka for a survey, though...=-)

Cheers

BK

Sir Exxon 03-14-2002 09:50 AM

<font color="gold">I got 22 points...
That meens I'm macho! YES!</font>


see ya!

Sir ReGiN 03-14-2002 10:45 AM

1. B
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. B
6. C
7. B
8. B
9. A

Which adds up to; 3+3+3+3+2+3+3+2+1 (pulls out a drawer, searches for the calculator, doesn't find it, runs out and asks room-mate for answer [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) 23!
Macho, macho-maaan

Garnet FalconDance 03-14-2002 11:12 AM

I couldn't resist:

Being the dutiful wife that I am, I carefully considered each question and answered them by proxy for Budha and I am most pleased to announce that he scored very high on the 'average' scale. Of course, *I* think he's much more than just average, but........at least he's not Neandrathal! :D

[ 03-14-2002: Message edited by: Garnet FalconDance ]</p>

Epona 03-14-2002 11:21 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Garnet FalconDance:
I couldn't resist:

but........at least he's not Neandrathal! :D

<hr></blockquote>

Neanderthals get *such* a bad press.... there's no archaeological evidence to suggest they *ever* left the seat up.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 03-14-2002: Message edited by: Epona ]</p>

MagiK 03-14-2002 01:10 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Epona:


Neanderthals get *such* a bad press.... there's no archaeological evidence to suggest they *ever* left the seat up.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 03-14-2002: Message edited by: Epona ]
<hr></blockquote>

Im pretty sure that I once saw a cave painting, showing them wearing the seat around their necks though :D

Talthyr Malkaviel 03-16-2002 05:39 PM

Woooo! I got 24!!
Macho, macho man! etc.

shadowhound 03-16-2002 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
This is just a small questionaire i made when i was bored once.

Question 1.
What would you rather do?
B)Read a book (or in some poeple's cases just look at the pictures)

Question 2.
Did you cry when Bambie's mother died?
A)No

Question 3.
What happerns if you push this big red button?
+--------+
| ____ |
| / \ |
|| ||
| \____/ |
+--------+

A)Lets push it and see

Question 4.
When You use the tiolet do you:
B)Leave the seat the way you used it

Question 5. Tiolet Continued...
When you do a No.2 do you..
C)Take a TV in and make a night of it

Question 6.
What would you rather have for breakfast
B)A full enlish breakfast (the greasiest food around)

Question 7.
What is your favorite insult?
C)YOU **** ***** *******!!!!!!!!!!

Question 8.
When out with your mates would you rather..
C)Drink till your liver falls out

Question 9. Final question
When you have an Itch in *Ahem* a not sociable area do you..
A)Scratch yourself discreatly

SCORING:
Q1:
B)2

Q2:
A)2

Q3:
A)3

Q4:
B)2

Q5:
C)3

Q6:
B)2

Q7:
C)3

Q8:
C)3

Q9:
A)2

20 points.

15-21:You are an average guy. you fit into a crowd like a lago block onto another. as no-one really notices you i don't have much more to say.

Well what did you all get? i got 17. [img]smile.gif[/img]



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