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Black Dragon 03-01-2002 10:39 AM

Grow two extra arms (like that goro dude from mortal kombat) what would you use them to do? Let's try to keep this from going in personal things ok. I would use it to play two player video games by my self, or play really hard cpu games easyier.

Talthyr Malkaviel 03-01-2002 10:55 AM

Well, next time I did some drumming, I'd remember to pick up my old sticks as wll as my current ones, and I would kick some drumming ass!!

Epona 03-01-2002 11:27 AM

It would be about a billion times easier to trim my parrot's toenails.

Talthyr Malkaviel 03-01-2002 11:37 AM

Ha ha ha, I just got a mental image of a multi-limbed Epone trimming bird nails at super speed. :D

Sazerac 03-01-2002 11:39 AM

I'd work on the Internet on two computers at the same time, natch! ;)

Or, better yet, browse the internet on one computer and play BG2 or Wizardy 8 on the other! :D

Epona 03-01-2002 11:41 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Ha ha ha, I just got a mental image of a multi-limbed Epone trimming bird nails at super speed. :D <hr></blockquote>

Yeah, it's strange but when I thought of having extra arms, this was the first thing that occurred to me. You have to wrap them up in a towel and hold the wriggling bundle still without restricting its chest, hold a toe with one hand and the clippers with the other, while the other 3 toes on that foot are all wrigging and trying to grab you - there ain't enough hands on the average human to manage that!

Talthyr Malkaviel 03-01-2002 11:50 AM

Hmmm, also, I'd grow two more eyes, learn to be able to concentrate equally hard on two things then I could revise/do homework at the same time as playing BG2!

SSJ4Sephiroth 03-01-2002 06:42 PM

I would use the two new ones to hit people in the back of the head at school when they say something completely stupid or idiotic. i already to it, just needs to be unblockable... ;)

Wedin 03-01-2002 06:53 PM

Ohhh, I would have four underarm-muscles to train [img]smile.gif[/img]

Micah Foehammer 03-01-2002 06:54 PM

It would make giving my cats their baths a LOT easier - although it would also give them more targets to aim for with those sharp pointy little claws. OUCH!


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