James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then
casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art
watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"

Bond explains: "It uses alpha waves to communicate with me
telepathically."

"What's it telling you now?", the woman asks.

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's twenty
minutes fast."

LOL :D
I'm gonna have to remember that one!!

God!

You're splitting my side!
I love that one! Where did you hear it?

It's Cool!

LOL :D :D :D hahahaha!!! that was funny where did you got it??!!!do you have other jokes?!!!