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Arvon 02-23-2002 12:34 PM

Dumb Newspaper Headlines


Include Your Children When Baking Cookies


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case


Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


Prostitutes Appeal to Pope


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands


Teacher Strikes Idle Kids


Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead


Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told


Miners Refuse to Work After Death


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


Stolen Painting Found by Tree


Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter


War Dims Hope for Peace


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While


Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Keylow 02-23-2002 01:30 PM

Once again a fine performance by Arvon! :D

Scholarcs 02-23-2002 01:52 PM

Cool stuff Arvon!

Jorath Calar 02-23-2002 05:30 PM

"War Dims Hope for Peace"

This is hilarious... [img]smile.gif[/img]

jabidas 02-23-2002 05:34 PM

I wonder how they get these things printed sometimes, bloddy hell.

SSJ4Sephiroth 02-23-2002 06:03 PM

hmm, he's right... kids DO make nutritious snacks! [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer 02-23-2002 10:18 PM

ROTFL! So trees are finding things now.. wow! ;) [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]


Cloudy

Curian The Paladin 02-24-2002 01:38 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Arvon:
Dumb Newspaper Headlines


Include Your Children When Baking Cookies


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case


Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


Prostitutes Appeal to Pope


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands


Teacher Strikes Idle Kids


Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead


Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told


Miners Refuse to Work After Death


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


Stolen Painting Found by Tree


Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter


War Dims Hope for Peace


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While


Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
<hr></blockquote>


LOL!!! :D :D :D how would experts publish those things!!! especially the last one, it's so funny :D :D :D imagine that???!!!

Lavindathar 02-24-2002 04:25 PM

<font color="cyan">Well done Junk Trawler, another excellent thread!

Can I just say, the "secret" site you steal these off, is gonna sue you for $x,000,000's for breach of copyright!!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] </font>

Sir Byronas 02-25-2002 08:34 AM

LOL! Good, ASrvon! As usual...


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