Tupperware Keeps Things Fresh


I was pregnant and got a bad case of diarrhea. I suffered with it for three long days, until I finally decided to call my doctor. He made an appointment for me to see a specialist. I was told to bring in a stool sample. Well, being in the emotional state I was in, I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to provide a sample of diarrhea.

Soooooo I did what seemed logical to me at the time: I took my very biggest Tupperware bowl and sat on it and did my business. I put the lid on the bowl, and brought the whole bowl to the doctor.

At the doctor's office, I placed the bowl on his desk. If you could have seen the look on the doctor's face! I wish I would have had a camera with me. The doctor took my "sample" to the lab to analyze it, and when he returned he asked me if it was always that "potent." That was the moment when I started to get embarrassed. I could have just crawled in a corner right then and there!

A nurse rinsed out my bowl and handed it back to me. I turned around and put it in the trash. And moral of the story? Tupperware really does seal in the freshness! Everytime I think about this story, I get embarrassed all over again. I can't believe that I did what I did! Instead of a tiny little sample, I brought them a big bowl full of sealed in freshness!

I am reminded of an "Erie Indiana" Episode where the boys stay alive for a hundred years sleeping in tupperware beds [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I laughed and then vommited by the way!

Oh my...
yep...I can see the doctor's face right now in my imagination.

<font color = lightgreen> [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] If the story embarrasses you, then why post about it?</font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Azred:
<font color = lightgreen> [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] If the story embarrasses you, then why post about it?</font><hr></blockquote>

LOL Sorry, it's a bit mean cos you probably don't know who Arvon is.
Arvon is a joke teller, and this is a funny story about someone else.
(Plus, Arvon's a male)

It does make me wonder, though...if the person who wrote the story was that embarrassed about it, why in the name of all that's Holy would they put it on the Internet?

It sounds like an Urban Legend to me...one in considerably questionable taste. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

Either that, or they're really bragging about it and pretending to be embarrassed. People can be funny that way...

Just out of curiosity, are there web sites out there that store this kind of garbage? It's a frightening thought.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sazerac:


Just out of curiosity, are there web sites out there that store this kind of garbage? It's a frightening thought.<hr></blockquote>

Hmmmm, I wondered about why the person would write about it too, but I think the question would be 'What garbage don't they put on the internet?'

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sazerac:
It does make me wonder, though...if the person who wrote the story was that embarrassed about it, why in the name of all that's Holy would they put it on the Internet?

It sounds like an Urban Legend to me...one in considerably questionable taste. [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

Either that, or they're really bragging about it and pretending to be embarrassed. People can be funny that way...

Just out of curiosity, are there web sites out there that store this kind of garbage? It's a frightening thought.<hr></blockquote>Yes there are sites with this type of story...here...http://www.mostembarrassingmoment.com/

Cheers Arvon, there are some real good ones there.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Cheers Arvon, there are some real good ones there.<hr></blockquote>

Good! I seem to find a lot of these places, and on occasion I'll share them.