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Arvon

02-18-2002 09:58 PM

When it doesn't move and should... use WD40

When it moves and shouldn't ...use duct tape

Xess Richo

02-18-2002 10:03 PM

Edit: When it doesn't move and it should...use a hammer. ;)

And when a job is done, make sure you have more screws then you initially started with. :D

Charean

02-18-2002 10:18 PM

I never go anywhere without duct tape... by the way, a pocket knife is a great screwdriver (and assorted other tools!)

Moni	02-19-2002 12:34 AM

You know, if the Egyptians had duct tape, the Sphynx would still have a nose!

Blade

02-19-2002 01:29 AM

Ducktape the proud sponser of many highschool marching bands :D or i should say Unoffical sponser [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel

02-19-2002 08:05 AM

*Tries to remember royal engineers motto*
If you can't fix it with duck tape and high explosives, it can't be fixed.

Sir Byronas

02-19-2002 11:42 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:
You know, if the Egyptians had duct tape, the Sphynx would still have a nose!<hr></blockquote>
LOL, Moni!

Sir Kenyth

02-19-2002 01:23 PM

The only tool I need is my "Big Johnson".

You can always get a nut off if you use a Big Johnson!

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