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Garnet FalconDance 02-13-2002 10:10 AM

Our first Blonde GUY joke ... and well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch.

(Sent by my baby sister--a blond! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] .)

mistral4543 02-13-2002 10:26 AM

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That is so funny!!! ROFL.... any more?? [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]

Curian The Paladin 02-15-2002 08:54 AM

geeee!!!! that was funny!!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] LOL!!!!

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Tiamat 02-15-2002 01:47 PM

My hairs black so its damage reduction/ im not laffing.

Scholarcs 02-16-2002 01:54 AM

hahaha that was REALLY funny....hahaha... :D :D :D


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