As the flipside to that excellent thread by Jorath Calar, I now pose the question "What threads would we *really* like to see on Ironworks?"

Nothing offensive, of course ... but serious or funny, go for it [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

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Donation goal reached for new server !!

Ziroc to become new CEO of Microsoft

New technology allows instant loading of all threads - no more restrictions on sig size

Audio smileys now available

Pangur Ban to become mod

Peace declared in Middle East

Bin Laden captured alive by US troops

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---SURPRISE!!! LOTR 2+3 will be released tomorrow!---
---debiler´s band UNSPOILED made it to the metal top 10---

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1. We raised enough money to have a Visual/Audio Real-time, multi-user chat room! ~Ziroc

2. All Moderators will be payed for their work; Overtime available! ~Ziroc

3. All Moderators are allowed one slave. ~Ziroc

4. ATTN: All members! Party at my house! Here's the directions ~Ziroc

5. Poll: Who is the cutest Moderator (My vote is Larry) ;) ~Any female

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
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1. We raised enough money to have a Visual/Audio Real-time, multi-user chat room! ~Ziroc </font> <font color="FF3366"> Black Isle has recognized Ironworks and all members will allowed to be paid testers for the next RPG, each will receive the game free for testing, each will be paid, and each will receive the final version for free as well. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

<font color=lightblue> 3. All Moderators are allowed one slave. ~Ziroc </font> <font color="FF3366">All slaves are allowed one attorney ;) </font>

<font color=lightblue> 4. ATTN: All members! Party at my house! Here's the directions ~Ziroc </font> <font color="FF3366">Yeah! All expenses/flights/hotels paid! Nix Ziroc's house, can't possibly be big enough for us ALL! Howbout the entire Hilton has been rented, we all get rooms and full use of the spa, the restaurant, the pool, plenty of room and entertainment for us all! ;) </font>

<font color=lightblue> 5. Poll: Who is the cutest Moderator (My vote is Larry) ;) ~Any female </font> <font color="FF3366">This shouldn't even be on the "neigh impossible" wish list, I'm sure all us ladies know where Mary Beth gets her looks from [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

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Lord of Alcohol elected head of the United Nations for his superb diplomatic skills

Lord of Alcohol made a moderator on any forum

Lord of Alcohol wins lottery but loses ticket in drunken beer brawl

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>4. ATTN: All members! Party at my house! Here's the directions ~Ziroc Yeah! All expenses/flights/hotels paid! Nix Ziroc's house, can't possibly be big enough for us ALL! Howbout the entire Hilton has been rented, we all get rooms and full use of the spa, the restaurant, the pool, plenty of room and entertainment for us all! <hr></blockquote>

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I wonder if there will be a tavern full of elves and goblins, etc.???
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Now now Larry, let's not talk about housekeeping. :D "Housekeeping!" Reminds me of this one stand up comedian, is tearing me up inside right now that I can't remember his name! He did this routine wherein "housekeeping!" would leave "choc-o-laat" underneath his pillow! He'd wake up in the morning and thought.. oops, best to keep the rest to myself LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

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3. All Moderators are allowed one slave. ~Ziroc</font>

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*points at Neb* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

"New Server available for Ironworks!" Ziroc

"Seph is so sweet!" Lioness

"Anti-flag to tour Oklahoma"

"A surplus in donations! All members recieve 1000 dollars!" Ziroc

"Free chocolate!"

"Voice and visual chatroom open and fully operational!"

Anything by a fusion member called "SSJ4Lioness"...

I'm Giving Up on Lioness and have decided to Worship Lifetime-Sephiroth

:D :D :D

"Durwyn takes over IronWorks for a day! ;) "
"NWN RELEASED!"
"LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO TOWERS IS PLAYING!"
"LORD OF THE RINGS THE RETURN OF THE KING IS NOW PLAYING!"
"Icewind Dale 2: The Crystal Shard is RELEASED!" (or something like that).