YESSS!!!! It has to come to pass - once more the denizens of Ironworks have risen up to besiege this beleaguered demense

MY darklings prowl the threads, the Uber-Fluffy (and Woolly Rupert) have been brought out

We have not Caleb's dough men but we have new blood!!!

Our demands to date are as follows:

Memnoch and Ziroc will dance together in a tutu and a wedding gown

Cloudy will sing something (what is still under discussion, however)

Sazerac androids to be our personal valets

1 million doughnuts
21 giraffes (not rabid)
a constipated ant-eater (blame Neb for that one)
67 cans of Spam

BWAHAHAHA!!!

<font color=orange>Uhuh... Lord Shield have you been smoking something again? Can I have some? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Taliesin:
<font color=orange>Uhuh... Lord Shield have you been smoking something again? Can I have some? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] </font><hr></blockquote>

NOOOOOOOOOO! It's mine! All mine!

Now give us what we demand!

Ooohh..
I wanna Sazerac Android!
I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!
Mooommy! I WANNA SAZERAAAAC!!

Latest news!! The Rebellion has decided that Cloudy's singing must consist of drunken football songs (and she must be drunk while singing them)

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just wondering... is this exclusive to us ORTs?

It should be noted that this Siege of Ironworks is sponsored by the ORT, the Order of Royal Toads, the ORT, for all your uh.... Toady needs.

Now back to our regularly scheduled Siege.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Just wondering... is this exclusive to us ORTs?<hr></blockquote>

As the creators of the first true IW Siege all ORT members are invited, as long as they bring the nekked trio(Dragonmage, Aelia and Melusine) for some nekked dancing around the bonfire that we'll be lighting later tonight, and marshmellows to roast over the fire as well [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oooh..nekked [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
And is it possible to become temporary honorary-member of O.R.T?
I really really want one of those Sazerac Androids ;)
Just think off it, to be woken up by a red-bearded jolly little man, with newly-brewn coffee every morning..
Aaah..

Hmmm! Good point. What's a siege without the delectable trio

*conjures bonfire - a large one*

*then LS strips ready for the nuddy dancing*