BROWN PAPER PETE
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the
bartender
delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"
The
bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are
they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What
kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says
the
bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt,
brown
paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "How bizarre," said
the
cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," said
the
bartender.

LS looks at the joke, blinks a couple of times and bops Arvon over the head with a pumpkin :D :D

(don't worry, it was a ripe one) ;)

AAUUGGGHHHH that's awful

That is the kind of joke that makes you feel glad you don't have to hear it more than once. Or in this case, read it more than once.

If I was drunk I would probably have found it hillarious. Guess Ill have to read it again on Thursday morning :rolleyes:

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: andora20 ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Arvon:
This is just plain bad...<hr></blockquote>

Your words, not mine ;)

That pun is so bad that I shall remember to tell it to my sister-in-law, who uses such weapons on unsuspecting crowds and naive people from out-of-town.

Hmmm... Well then consider me a stupid Dwarf. I dont get it hehe [img]smile.gif[/img] .

LOL :D (at the replies, not the joke)

This is really funny in a stupid kinda way [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

*pelts Arvon with eggs, fully rotten!*