Give Me Two Reason

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

He's living with his mom @ 52 years old?

That one is SOOOOO old

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MILAMBER:
He's living with his mom @ 52 years old?<hr></blockquote>

Mr. Skinner from the Simpsons........