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Sir Byronas 12-04-2001 03:39 PM

[img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img] <H2>Moderator</H2> [img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img]
Alright guys this is my first movie so tell me if you want to be in.

After many battles Ziroc has finally stop all the evil moderators and spammers.
Sazerac, one of his famous and most loyal servant is the leader of the Ironworks forum army.
Ziroc’s son, Memnoch, believes he is going to be the new webmaster of Ironworks

Baldur’s Gate 2 forum, 180 B.C.
A battle is about to start between Ironwoks army and the last spams


Barb: Good morning sir.
Sazerac: Good morning soldier, did our envoy came back?
Barb: I don’t thin…my God! Here he comes sir without…his head!
Sazerac: I knew it. Prepare the army! We will attack.
ReGiN: Sir, what are your plans?
Sazerac: Give the cavalry and I will strike from behind. And to my singal, make this place hell.
ReGiN: Yes, sir!
Sir Exxon: Sir, the cavalry is ready
Sazerac: Bring my horse
Sir Exxon: Here you are, sir
Sazerac got on his horse and went as fast as he could where the cavalry was.
Sazerac greeted the soldiers and told them to attack.
Ironworks army attacked with the old fashioned weapons (swords, bows and stuff) when they saw spammers with guns.
Sazerac: Let's kill them with style, my men [img]graemlins/smile33.gif[/img] !
Then suddenly all Iroworks soldiers brought out guns!
[img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/badass.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/shooter02.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img]
Cocaspud: You will never win us Sazerac! Even if you kill us others will avenge for our death.
Sir Exxon: Oh yea?
[img]graemlins/smilelazer.gif[/img]
Sazerac: Thanks Exxon. Oh, my God!
Neb: Yes it is me the evil spam master!
Sazerac: You will die Neb!
Neb: I don't think so! [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]
Then hundreds of spams appeared pointing their guns to Sazerac.
Neb: What are you going to do now? My spams will kill you at once
What are you going to do?

[b]Will Sazerac survive or Neb will conquer Ironworks with his spams?
Be sure to watch the continue of Moderator[b]

What do you think? Should I continue?

Sir ReGiN 12-04-2001 03:42 PM

LOL LOL :D :D :D
Keep 'em coming, man!
It's hilarious :D

Barb 12-04-2001 03:53 PM

Very good. I like my part. The master of the one liner, thats me [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] :D

Sir Byronas 12-05-2001 09:04 AM

I hope you will like the continue and please tell me if you want to be in.

Sazerac: I want to ask you a question Neb.
Neb: What?
Sazerac: What are you planning to do when you take over Ironworks?
Neb: First of all I will delete the accounts of all those general. Then I will...
After two hours
The rest:Zzz...
Neb:...and then I will build a statue of myself...
Suddenly a jeep lands and a woman with lots of guns comes out.
Epona: Die spams!
[img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img]
Neb: I will take revenge Sazerac!
Sazerac: Yeah, yeah whatever you say.
What are you doing here my lady?
Epona: I am to find an ancient time machine. Did I come to the
wrong website?
Sazerac: It doesn't matter. Go to the first right cable, then
straight froward to Yahoo and then to the archeological
site.
Epona: Thanks! I am off.
Sir Exxon: Sir, I am glad to see that you are alive.
Sazerac:What happened? Did we win?
Sir Exxon: Yes, sir all the spams died but we can't find Neb.
Sazerac: It's OK. Bring my horse. I want to go to my topic.
Sir Exxon: But , sir, the webmaster wants to see you.
Sazerac: Alright. Teleport me to his tent.
Sir Exxon: Right away, sir.

In a topic far from here
Memnoch: Sazerac won again!
Lioness: Yes, he is the best general in Ironworks.
Memnoch: Yes, until now! Haha! Ahaha! When I become webmaster of
Ironworks nobody will be able to stop me!
Lioness: You are mad Memnoch. Sometimes I can't relize how you've
become my bother.
Memnoch I've got my plans Lioness. Believe me!

What are Memnoch's plans? What is Ziroc going to tell Sazerac?
If you want to know don't don't miss the next part of Moderator!

Larry_OHF 12-05-2001 09:23 AM

<font color="skyblue">You can use my name if you wish.
I do not mind being good or evil.
Whatever you wanna do with it. </font>

Sir Exxon 12-05-2001 10:39 AM

<font color="white">Great, Sir Byronas! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
Good idea to base the story on "Gladiator"!
God, I love that movie! And now I love the story.
Hmmm, let me see. Saz is Maximus, Memnoch is Commodus, ReGiN is Quintus, Lioness is Lucilla, Ziroc is Marcus Aurelius, and I am the officer that follows Maximus to his troops!

Continue!</font>


see ya!

Dreamer128 12-05-2001 10:57 AM

Very nice, did you get the phonecall from my lawyer yet? [img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img]
Just kidding, looks great mate!

Vaskez 12-05-2001 10:59 AM

Ahem. SOMEONE needs to detach his life from Ironworks a little bit. ;) *COUGHSIRBYRONASCOUGH*

Sir ReGiN 12-05-2001 11:04 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Exxon:
<font color="white">Great, Sir Byronas! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
Good idea to base the story on "Gladiator"!
God, I love that movie! And now I love the story.
Hmmm, let me see. Saz is Maximus, Memnoch is Commodus, ReGiN is Quintus, Lioness is Lucilla, Ziroc is Marcus Aurelius, and I am the officer that follows Maximus to his troops!

Continue!</font>


see ya!
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LOL :D
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
what a vivid imagination :D

Sir Byronas 12-05-2001 01:37 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:


LOL :D
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
what a vivid imagination :D
<hr></blockquote>
He is true ReGiN! This movie is based on Gladiator!


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