<font color="cyan">Ok, this one aint as good as yesterday's, and its a bit cheesy....
And its only contraversial cos someone had a said something yesterday, when even the mod's OK'd it.

HERE WE GO

Lav's Opinion - Not That Good

A woman goes into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. She takes the first glass and pours the champagne down the back of her skirt. The bartender looks amazed as she pours another glass and again tips it down her skirt back.
Finally, the bartender asks, "Why are you pouring your drinks down your skirt?"
"Well, " the woman replies, "I've just won the lottery and this is the only asshole I'm sharing it with." </font>