Two arabs are sitting on a plane waiting to set off, one sitting in the window seat the other in the middle seat. An israeli eventually comes and takes the 3rd seat. The plane takes off and the israeli makes himself comfortable: takes off his shoes and leans back and relaxes. The arabs have an idea and the first one asks the israeli:
- Excuse me sir, you couldn't fetch me a cup of tea could you?
The israeli looks at him strangely but then gets up and goes off, bare-footed to get the tea. The arab grabs one of his shoes and spits in it. Soon, the israeli returns with the tea.
- Sorry to bother you sir- says the second arab - but could you also get me a cup of tea?
The israeli turns around and goes off again. The 2nd arab grabs the other shoe and spits in it. The israeli returns and the arabs drink their tea, quietly chuckling to themselves.
When the plane is getting ready to land, the israeli steps into both his shoes and is surprised to feel that there is something wrong with them. He mutters to himself:
- This is just terrible! We're all human beings and we can't seem to sensibly co-exist, side by side! We keep messing each other around! I mean we spit in each other's shoes, piss in each other's tea......

im not a racist, but his is kinda funny so i could make an exception [img]smile.gif[/img] grin

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Harkoliar:
im not a racist, but his is kinda funny so i could make an exception [img]smile.gif[/img] grin<hr></blockquote>

This has got nothing to do with racism and I will personally flame to death anyone who says I'm a racist. It's an innocent joke and anyone who sees it as something else has got 'problems'. [img]smile.gif[/img]