CHICAGO (AP) - The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as
airline officials at O'Hare International Airport refused to let a 73 year
old grandmother board her plane as she had in her possession two, six inch
knitting needles. Apparently authorities were worried that she might knit an
Afghan.


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That was cute. Really!!

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-Robert McCloskey
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<LI>Token lackwit of HADB
<LI>Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
<LI>Long lost brother of DragonMage
<LI>Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
<LI>Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

*grooooan* *smacks AngelofDeath on the back of the head*

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

*rubbing the back of my head* owwwwww



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Here's an ice pack for that. good pun HA http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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The Ruby Rouge of the ALSB
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Blessed is the Warlock
Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such...