Daddy-longlegs

A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating.

Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

Dad: They're mating, honey.

Mary: What's the one on top called?

Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.

Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?

Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.

Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!



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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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Good one!!!

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ROFLMAO!! THATS A Good One Arvon!!

ROTFL...very funny http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Hmmm.still don't think it such a bad idea to post em all in one thread though...saves us from replying to all the different threads... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Lmao...I kept reading it and didn't get the joke. I just now did! Don't you all feel proud? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

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[This message has been edited by Deiter Leafblade (edited 10-28-2001).]

Yes Deiter, very proud... *COUGH*

Thanks... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

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" If you are guided by the stars, you will only be able to travel by night. If you are guided by a map, you will be dependant on a piece of paper that is easily lost. If you are guided by your soul, you will always choose the right path."

Good!!
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You should create a topic with your Jokes.

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How strange, mating spiders that are now flat! I saw a flat cat the other day.....it musta been flat cos the other cat with it was pumping it back up. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Aaahh.... Fur Cough.

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LOL!



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LH, HADB and ORT!
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