Well ok not MY humour as in I made it up......but u know what I mean. Hehe.....translated these as best as I could (as usual):

A patient goes into the surgery:
- Doctor, I've got a problem!
- And what would that be?
- No one takes me seriously!
- You're joking!?

A fat woman stands in front of the mirror:
- Oh mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
- Move out the way I can't see a thing!


A man is travelling on a plane. The stewardess comes over and asks:
- Would you like something to eat sir?
- What are my choices?
- Yes or no...


A gypsy is captured by a group of skin-heads.
- We're having a good day today so we'll play a game!
The gypsy is not exactly overjoyed but he cooperates.
- Here's a playing die. If you roll 1-5 we beat the hell out of you.
- What if I get a 6?
- You get another free roll.

Wow, you're just like that other guy that goes by the name of Vaskez, he just posted the exact same jokes elsewhere. Are you mimicing him? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
Hehe j/k, they're nice. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Not a member of any clan and is cool with that. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...les/tongue.gif
Talk about anything you want at The Elysium.
For online roleplaying, check The Elysium Gaming Project.

Lucky that you're the only person who's a regular on both boards then isn't it? (well, apart from me).

Hmm Groj, you know you don't have to answer all my threads out of sympathy. I'm getting the message *sniff* no one likes my type of hunour.....must be us magyars then with our wierd humour. *sniff* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Bah forget Ironworks anyway, I should be working on FA. No one took a notice of that thread either. Bah! Maybe if I changed my name.....I could get rid of this bad reputation I somehow seem to have got.......hmmmm now there's an idea! Hehehehe.

Try signing up as "Ultimately gorgeous babe". If that and dito signature doesn't get you any extra attention, then I don't know what is. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Not a member of any clan and is cool with that. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...les/tongue.gif
Talk about anything you want at The Elysium.
For online roleplaying, check The Elysium Gaming Project.

DOH! Now u think I'm an attention seeker! Even worse! Agggghh! I can't win today! I think I'm gonna lay off this board for a bit.......maybe Elysium too........depends if there are any good threads......how likely is that?

Thanks for being a mate though Groj.! Hehe....Can't wait till Heroes 4 comes out then we can have a few games.

<Table><TR><TD Style = Filter:glow(Color=white, strength=3)><h1><Font Size = 3 Color ="blue">Hey Vaskez, long time no "speak". I'll be honest. I'm not answering out of pity. Your jokes really weren't gutbusters 'this time'. I have to admit that I did like them though. They're at least good for a chuckle. If I were feeling down or angry, that would be all I need to pull myself together. Good ol' reliable Bass Man Vaskez. Here's a few beats for ya: *THUMP thump THUMP THUMP .... BUMP bump THUMP THUMP* Hehe, have a good one!</Font></h1></TD></Table>

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