Longevity.

The following is a story my grandfather told me. “Shortly after the turn of the last century I was talking to a cowboy. ‘Louise you’re a pretty old fellow. Most of your contemporaries are dead. They died of gunshot, illness, or accidents. How come you’re still alive? Wal he said I always puts a pinch of gunpowder in ma meal.’ I thought about what he had told me and decided there was nothing to harm me, so why not.” Well my grandfather died a couple of years ago. He was 97, and he left 9 children, 25 grand children, 49 great grand children and a 15-foot hole in the side of the crematorium.

ROFL! ROFLMAO! LOL!

LOL, now thats a good un, I can just see something like that happening. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T

Long live HADB!!!

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'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger'

Very good Arvon. Its a joke I'll pass on.

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LOL!!!! Very good! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

However, knowing that gunpowder is made out of saltpeter, it does make one wonder how he had so many kids and grandkids! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif



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Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!

That's the best joke I've heard in a loooooooooong time http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/beerchug.gif

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Hahahahahahaha lol great, very funny

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Lol! Good one, Avron http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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lol! Great joke Arvon and GREAT comeback Saz! hahahahaha
*shrugs* Maybe he married a sailor's daughter http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


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"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - Lennon

HAHAHAHAH!!! LOL