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(I didn't write this but it is funny as hell http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif )
CPU: System check! Motherboard: Everything’s looking good, sir. Word processor reports that typing speed is well above fifty words-per-minute. CPU: Glad to hear it. Have we gotten a report back from the desktop, yet? Motherboard: Desktop reports icon capacity at 90%, sir. They’re filled to the brim up there. CPU: 90 already? Tell them to get that number down – start deleting when it’s covered by another window. Motherboard: Last time we did that, sir, the user went crazy looking for his links! He had the system running checks all afternoon! CPU: Hmm… very well. Tell them to keep icon deletion to a bare minimum. How’s the modem doing? Motherboard: Good, sir. Modem reports that it is interfaced with Internet Explorer and Napster. Multitasking is in effect between ignBoards and MP3s – well within limits. CPU: Good. Be sure to tell McAffe to keep an eye on those downloads – we don’t want another ‘Melissa’ around here. Motherboard: Aye, sir. {ALARM} CPU: What in blazes is that? Motherboard: {Speaking furiously over communicator} Sir, Microsoft Word reports a ‘Save’ command has been issued. CPU: {Hits button on chair} C Drive, do you copy? C Drive: {Garbled over speakers} Aye, sir, we’re here. CPU: We’ve got an incoming ‘Save’. Think you’ve got enough room for an English paper? C Drive: ‘Fraid not, sir. We’re at full capacity here, another file and she’ll blow! CPU: How did this happen, C Drive? C Drive: It’s the damned porn, sir, there’s too much of it! CPU: What about the recycle bin? Can you empty it? C Drive: I’ll try, sir, but… {static} CPU: C Drive? C Drive!? Motherboard: We’ve got worse problems than that, sir. Mouse has confirmed a double-click on Photoshop! CPU: Photoshop? What are our system resources? Motherboard: We’ve got 75% left, sir. CPU: Load RAM launcher – sixteen megabytes… Fire! Motherboard: {Watching screen} No effect, sir, it’s still coming! CPU: Alright, try another thirty-two meg! Motherboard: {Presses button} Looks like that got it, sir. Program has loaded normally. CPU: Good… {ALARM} CPU: What now? Motherboard: Modem confirms positive connection to a porn site, sir. CPU: He wouldn’t… Motherboard: Afraid so, sir. Mpeg download confirmed. CPU: {Talks into communicator} C Drive, have you emptied the recycling bin? C Drive: Aye, sir, but the only things there were a letter to Grandma from five years ago and a Britney Spears song the sister downloaded when the user wasn’t around. We were able to squeeze the document into memory, though, sir. CPU: We’ve got worse problems than that, soldier. Incoming mpeg! C Drive: Another one!? How large? CPU: Motherboard? Motherboard: Modem reports the file size at ten megabytes. CPU: {Speaking to C Drive} Ten megs. C Drive: We’ve got some time, then. That’ll take at least an hour to download. I’ll start a defrag. CPU: Negative. Modem recently upgraded to cable. Download will be completed in less than a minute. C Drive: A minute? We can’t defrag in that time! CPU: Do we have any other options? C Drive: None, sir. We’re completely out of space. CPU: Motherboard, throw the blue screen of death at him – that’ll slow him down, at least. Motherboard: Aye, sir. {Watches screen} Sir, we’re registering a Control-Alt-Delete. Blue screen of death is falling. Download has resumed. CPU: Damn! How much longer do we have? Motherboard: Ten seconds, sir… five… four… three… two… one… {ROOM SHAKES} C Drive: It’s too much, sir! We can’t handle it! She’s gonna crash! CPU: Motherboard, activate system shutdown! Quickly, before we lose the hard drive! C Drive: It’s too late, we can’t… {EXPLOSION, FLASH OF LIGHT} *A fatal exception 06 has occurred at 0028:00000017. The current application will be terminated.* ------------------ "When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side." - Bill Hicks |
Heh, that's a funny one, ROLF, LOL, ROFLMAO.
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Very good Jorath Calarhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif!!!!
Now we know which part of your computer we hurt by a virus!!(just kiddinghttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif) ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/castlet...ifs/knight.gif http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/hclark50/Byronas2.gif Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. |
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That is why I have 3 30GB HD's and 128 MB of RAM!!
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lol ... that is too good ... ROFL
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