1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror OHIO, but driving in: CALIFORNIA

7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie, sipping an RC, smiling and chewing and talking to yourself: TENNESSEE

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ARKANSAS

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above steering wheel, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator to the floor, applying makeup, doing crossword puzzle, reading morning Free Press, knocking down orange barrels, changing lanes without turn signals: MICHIGAN

13) Both Hands on wheel, pointer finger goes up when they see you to say "Hello:" NORTH DAKOTA

LOL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif , getting a complete new view on Americans http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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I'd be Mirac, mighty mage of er... uhm.. er.. - Mirac Honorguard

- Fellow Table Dancer of the Jerome's Table dancer group
- Spell formulater of the IW peace-keeping force
- Magical advisor of MiLady Lioness
- Worshipper of Dradeel
* Bad dog, bad dog -Dradeel

this is absolute hilarious

BTW, thanks a lto on the help, Sazerac, it works wonder now!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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World against terrorism!!!

To this world, she is one person, but to me, she is the world.

If you abuse your child, I WILL ■■■■■■■ kill you.

the images hosted in your site are absolutely astonishing, especially ones about Lord of the Rings, great stuff!!

Good grief - I am spending too much time upgrading my PC - I thought this was going to be about device drivers LOL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif

*Backs out of thread clutching screwdriver and IDE connector*

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

ROTFL, Epona! Congratulations! You are now a true "geek!" http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif

I knew I was a "geek" a couple of years ago when I was traveling to see my mom in Monroe, Louisiana, and was passing through Shreveport. I saw a huge lighted billboard that read "DSL $13.99" and I exclaimed, "MAN, they're offering DSL service for $13.99 a month in Shreveport!!!"

Imagine my embarrassment when I got closer and it was an advertisement for DIESEL gasoline...$1.399 per gallon.

The "geek" attack strikes again! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif



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Are we to assume that you drive like this too, Saz? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

That part about New Jersey drivers is sadly quite accurate.

Epona - make sure you're grounded!! I think I was told to touch the power supply before the motherboard. I love the canned air for the dust removal. My current PC was made by me.

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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

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<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI>Supreme Commander of nothing in particular
<LI>Justicar of the unguilded few
<LI>The tattooed freak your mother warned you about[/list]

You got a "Frankenstein Special", huh, H. Sedai? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif That's the kind I want for my next system. To heck with these stupid store-bought models.

And yes, Epona, listen to what H. Sedai is saying! Ground yourself most thoroughly before getting into the computer. You probably won't get hurt, but you're computer hates static electricity. Those little wrist-strap grounders and a grounding mat are the best ways to go.



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Naaaaah...mine would be: Both hands gripping wheel, whipping in and out of traffic, screaming at other drivers at the top of my lungs: SAZERAC http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif