Three Wishes

Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it."I
will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink of
the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so
that no infidels can come into our precious state. ”Again, with a blink of
the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.


"President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable.”

President Bush says, "Very impressive.
Fill it with water."

Mark

Newest and Humbly Prideful (?) Member of the Illuminati

LOL sounds just like them. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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LOL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif good one http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../xyxthumbs.gif

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Fellow Table Dancer of the Jerome's Table dancer group
Spell formulater of the IW peace-keeping force
Magical advisor of MiLady Lioness

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Fill it with water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

Hehehe... *cackle* Walls aren't all that smart now, are they? Good joke.

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[This message has been edited by Encard (edited 10-10-2001).]

I had heard that one before, when a Scottish-man said that about the British land...
nevertheless, I like the new twist.