I stopped at a friends shop the other day and found him
stalkin' around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he was gettin any flies, he answered,
"Yeah, 8 males and 12 females."
Curiously, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "8 were on a beer can
and 12 were on the phone."


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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS
Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

ROTFLMAO!!! Just saw this....very funny you!

I think I need to make a call.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

I just can't get enough of them there stereotyping jokes.... Not nearly enough of them in the world.. we are indeed a deprived race, we humans.....


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Most Ecstatic Mistress of the Exotic and Illuminated Mango

lol, not bad.

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