PAW AND THE OUTHOUSE

Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. She walks in and says, "Paw, git out thar and fix that thar outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw."

Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put yore haid down in the hole."

Paw says, "I ain't puttin my haid in that thar hole!"

Maw says, "Well yore gonna have to if'n yore gonna fix the problem!"

So Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit, mind ya) and then hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw hollers, "Now pull yore haid out of the hole."

Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, m' beard's stuck in the wood cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggervatin', ain't it?"



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pretty funny sazs

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This one is too good! I'm sending it to my mother-in-law now.

Uh.. I dont get it..
Can someone explain that?

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It's like this. The hairs from Paw's beard were getting caught in the cracks in the wooden toilet seat because he was pressing his chin against it and it was very painful. Now put yourself in Maw's position http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif. She has to sit on the seat.



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[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 09-26-2001).]