I read this at the Telegraph!
Plus the fav US joke in a gun shop which had a 300% profit growth:

seller: Have you heard the weather broadcast for Aghanistan?

buyer: no? I must have missed it.

seller: They say a clear blue sky with light wind from the west with temperature in the mid 70F, in the mornings.

buyer: and in the afternoon?

seller: Mushroom shaped clouds appearing with winds at excess 1000mph in all directions, temperatures in excess of 5000F.

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Yeah, my Dad told me that one last weekend. He said he'd read it on his Military Vets site Black Knights (for 3/5 Cav.)

It's funny if you don't think about it too much, then it gets scary.

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Yeah I know what you mean..

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Absolutely f*cking hysterical. Ho ho ho ho..... Did you hear the one about the World Trade Centre? (Not quite so funny, maybe??)


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Yes... it is quit terrible, when thinking a bit http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

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