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My best friend from my school days just sent me this, I thought it too funny not to share. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif
Who Needs A Man? If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog. If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page, get a dog. If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog. If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog. If you want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go, get a dog. If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbors, get a dog. If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog. If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores, get a dog. If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog! On the other hand... If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that HE's happy...Get a CAT! ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
Well, if you want someone to cry on, with company more than you're average girl friends, with those lovely love letters, poems and sonnets. Slow romantic dances and passionate kisses and LOVE like no other when understood better, get a MAN. Well, if women are not up to it, their loss... although it is risky, when they find the good ones... lucky them! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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I am laughing so hard, it is hard to type this Moni. Funny. Helps me get rid of my frustration. Thanks for the laughter.
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LOL! Well...Errr... I like dogs, but not THAT much http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn...sed/ne_nau.gif . Can't replace a man in MANY, err..., IMPORTANT Aspects LOL http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/otn/happy/mcamper2.gif
Funny, for the past two nights I have dreamed of this little black dog, frikken weird... Should I share? HA, like I ever wait for an answer... Here goes: First night, I'm just walking around, at a picnic I think, and someone's little black dog keeps running up to me and biting me on my arse! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn...suspicious.gif I try MANY times to push it away from me, even at one point I put a paper bag over its head to try to confuse and blind it http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/otn/angry/opteufel.gif . But alas, it would get itself out and continue to bite me buttocks! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/shocked/pain8.gif Anyway, next night, similar dream: I seemed to be at some huge family reunion, lot of aunts and uncles and cousins, etc. around... So I walk into the gathering in the front yard, and damn little black dog is back! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn...ll-shocked.gif But, unfortunately for me, I seem to now be wearing a short skirt with no undies! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/angry/tdo3.gif So the buttocks biting is even worse this time round! http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn...ed/redface.gif Then some guy I did not know kept talking to me calling me "Gabrielle", and everyone was eating all sorts of food laid out on tables, but I could not find any forks or plates or a damn thing! The few kibbles of chicken I took from a plate and held in my bare hands the DAMN DOG GRABBED! http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/otn/angry/zx11pissed.gif Sorry, had to get that out http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/otn/funny/smoke2.gif ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/stealthy/KungFuGal.gif http://exit3.i-55.com/~casual/Ladyzeke/Ladyzekke.gif |
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Well truth be told, as much as I like dogs, I'd rather have a man around any day. Go ahead and let him scratch, belch, pass gas and sit around comfortably with his hand down the front of his pants...he isn't going to scratch me to get attention, wake me up at ridiculous hours of the morning barking at birds, he won't chew on my favorite shoes or eat my best clothes... I could go on and on but I think I made my point LOL! If you want to know what Zolar has to say about a black dog in your dreams, e-mail me because I don't want to post it here. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
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Moni, funny stuff! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Wendy.. ROTFLMAO!!! The description of the dog and biting.. LOL and taking the food.. you have pretty vivid dreams,sis! HAHAHAHA Cloudy ------------------ http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/bestow1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
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HAHA! Zolar? Who is Zolar? Gawd, don't know if I want to know his particular interpretation of my dreams LOL, but yet I find myself curious.. So go ahead and let you or him e-mail me with said "interpretation" LOL. Hope I don't regret this LOL http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/stealthy/KungFuGal.gif http://exit3.i-55.com/~casual/Ladyzeke/Ladyzekke.gif [This message has been edited by ladyzekke (edited 08-17-2001).] |
<font color="white">OK...hold on...I got something to say about that. (And I am not a dog...)http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif</font>
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The world needs more men like you. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Wendy...I will e-mail you...I don't think Zolar is available at this hour. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
Funny one Moni!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif
I'm getting two cats next week, kittens - a calico and a tabby -- because they won't need me to take care of them!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif Well, outside of some food, an occasional cuddle and cleaning a litter box. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ http://www.paulbunyan.net/mnssc/bilqisd.gif Having abandoned my search for truth, I am now looking for a good fantasy. For R³ in thanks: Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. |
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