1. Florida to Be Readmitted to Union

2. Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock

3. Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen

4. Cal Ripken Jr. Reduced to DH Role

5. Mother Monica Dies: Revered Hero of Bangkok Slums
Overcame Lurid Past With US President

6. Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, Weds Handsome Young
Actor. "This Is True Love," He Beams.

7. Construction Begins On Grenada War Memorial In D.C.

8. Cody and Cassidy Gifford Elude Authorities. Drug-Crazed Crime
Spree Continues

9. President "Bonecrusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice "Mad Dog"
Ortega In Cage Match

10. Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens

11. Pope Phil II Settles Custody Battle With Ex-Wife

12. Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants

13. Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders

14. D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow

15. Authentic Year 2000 Chad Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's

16. Nursing Home Lawsuit Case: Clinton Denies Candy Striper's
Allegations

17. Court Clears AOL TimeWarner GE Disney Cisco Ford RJR Nabisco
Exxon Mobil of Monopoly Charges

18. 50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss

19. Baby Conceived Naturally

20. It Wasn't the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays


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lol! mixing a bit of Conan in with Leno, and the sad thing is, it may possibly happen (hey, the stuff isnt outrageously stupid!)

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