Okay, in the kitchen right now, this minute there are:

- Two Black Cheese And Tomato Pizzas.
- Black Sausages.
- Neighbours thinking that out kitchen is on fire.

And lastly we had to take our smoke alarm down.

Damn you TGEWEB!! Damn you for being so addictive and wonderful and so loveable by me that I just can't resist posting another reply.

Even to that extent when I burnt my midnight snack I wa planning to share with my brothers.

Ahhh......I love you so much.
But you love consumes me...........and my food.

So what do I do? I even left the clearing up till later and came to post here instead. Now I'm going to go to bed hungry tonight.

Stop being so nice to me!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif
(Man......I'm going to have to do some SERIOUS explaining when my parents come back from that late-night party.)

(PS: I don't know why, but I forgive youhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif )

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Oh, NO! ROFLMAO!!!!

I've lost sleep over Ironworks before, but I've never lost FOOD! Thank goodness your kitchen didn't catch on fire!

Too bad, my friend! Better luck next time! You need one of those IP ranges that you can control from the Internet.

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Makes me think of the times when my ex-flatmate, who fancies himself as a conservationist, came storming into my room, utterly upset, because I had started the oven to preheat for a pizza and then completely forgotten about it over posting here ... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/redface.gif

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[This message has been edited by Ramon de Ramon y Ramon (edited 06-14-2001).]

Ah......

Even the budgies won't have it.

They are pestering me to take them upstairs (which is what I did).
Now the thing is......

......I won't normally say this, but - Guys, I can't come up with an excuse, my mum will think I'm careless.

Okay, okay I heard you! I am a careless guy! But still! I need to say something.

I'm meant to be looking after the younger ones today! (just my luck!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif)

SO FAR SO GOOD......

- "Mum, something's wrong with the oven, it wasn't my fault."

- "I think those brand of pizzas are crap - they burn too easily."

- "I tried to take em out, but it burn my hand and I accidently forgot whilst I went to sooth them."

- "The door got jammed. I dunno?"

- "I must've misread the packet. It DID seem like Gas Mark 9 instead of 5-6"

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LOL

The thing is I don't need Ironworks to burn food. I do it naturally http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

You're gonna have to move that pc next to the stove man!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Seriously though, be careful.. I don't want you geting hurt because of the forum, that would suck http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

PS: Laptop in the kitchen!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Oh WAH! Too funny! Well, uh, not the burnt food and the smoke...but the story! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif I think Z has the right idea! Move a laptop into the kitchen. hehehe

hmmm...I vote for : "I must've misread the packet. It DID seem like Gas Mark 9 instead of 5-6"

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LOL The excuses are funny, but I don't know if I would buy them or not. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif Maybe I would feel sorry for you if you hurt yourself and got waylaid while soothing your owie.

Funniest thing is, I burnt my butter beans yesterday when I lost track of time while here at the GD - burned them bad, probably ruined the pan - still soaking it. LOL Not to worry too much, Ziroc, I am not usually alone so folks keep an eye on me now. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif



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HEHE!!

I like 3 and 5

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dude just say you were on the can and had the runs! you might get put on some kind of medication, but im sure itll work!

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