Crying At The Bar


There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big
trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink
from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss,
outraged, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found
out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and
the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I
left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about
putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..." http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the OHF
Devoted member of the Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out

ROTFLMAO

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LOL
ROTFLMAO

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I like that one....

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

LOL!!!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Where'd you get that Larry? CLASSIC http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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by the way...how do you do that thing where you type <font color="yellow">here</font color>, and you go to a designated site? I used to do it on the old board, but the new UBB code is more confusing to me.

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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the OHF
Devoted member of the Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out
Member of the Ancients club
Currently dead, by Wah's hand.

No idea...none at all im afraid http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

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YOU MEAN LIKE THIS

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PS: ROTFLMAO!!

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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

<font color="plum">If I were alive, I'd kill you...
And if you were alive, you'd die!</font color>

<font color="white">ps...did you get my message that my carrier pigeon brought, before you slew me?</font color>

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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the OHF
Devoted member of the Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out
Member of the Ancients club
Currently dead, by Wah's hand.