For those who don't know, there is an UNBELIEVABLY successful series of books entitled Chicken Soup for the Soul that are full of inspirational messages. Very cool stuff... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif

I just got these in email...

Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
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Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil


[This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 05-25-2001).]

Something a true beer drinker can appreciate... That USED to be ME!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
The secret is knowing the rules so you can bend/break them selectively!!! ;)
Aquisition master of the Finest of Humours - and the Killer Joke :D
Musketeer of Fast Fourward
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

ROFL! Almost makes me wish I drunk the stuff - ALMOST!

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