Just some more drinking jokes but i thought they were pretty funny ones, you ppl may have heard them before but here they are:

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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LOL. I'll drink to that!

pass the pitcher over here, Az http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/beerchug.gif

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Gosh, Azure! You've got to Drizzt Do'Urdan already! Do you ever get any sleep?!
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[This message has been edited by Fljotsdale (edited 05-22-2001).]

Hehe, Cheers mate!

Good job Azurewolf!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Yawning lazywolf..

Hehe actually not much sleep usually. But I have slowed way down in my posts latelyhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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