I didnt want to waste space with just a sig test so I will do a joke along with it......THE 3 CHINESE TORTURES

A guy crashed his car on a out of the way forest road and had been living off the wilderness for days and finnally saw a big 3 story house. He walked up and knocked on the door and a old chinese man answered. The man asked if he could spend the night till he could get someone to pick him up because he had been stranded for days. The old chinese man agreed but said dont try anything with his teenage grandaughter or he would suffer the 3 chinese tortures and the guy agreed. When he sat down for dinner he saw the most beautiful girl ever and since he had been by himself for so long and she had never been with a man they couldnt keep their eyes off each other the whole time. After the old man had went to sleep the man snuck in to the girls room and they went at it for hours before the man returned to his bed. When he woke up he found a 100 pound rock on his chest with the words "1st chinese torture-rock on chest" written on it. He thought to himself this is bullcrap im tossing this out the window and just as he let the rock go he saw a sign on the ground that said "2nd chinese torture-left nut tied to rock" so he quickly goes out the same time as the rock and while falling he sees a sign under the window sill that says "3rd chinese torture-right nut tied to bed post"

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I need someone to host my sig so im not leeching off this guys site.

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Well bush likes it soo much hes goina dance a little jighttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Geez, Wolf, that sig comes from a warped mind http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

LOL. It's just my way of hassling bush

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Whats old, fat, balding, horny and would cry if elminster was killed?Ed Greenwood.

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yes someone too if they can host my dancing bush toohttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif thatd be great!

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a bump for a host

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

bump

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AHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOST ME I WILL DIE IF I GO ON TO MUCH LONGER WITHOUT A HOST.

-Pop n fresh

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