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BladeMaster 05-18-2001 01:44 AM

Here are some Pranks.

Cast magic mouth on the male victim's sword. Upon the drawing of the weapon, the mouth speaks only in insults such as "You hit like a girl", "Why not wear a dress?", and Are you still gay?".


Cantrip "pinch" the barmaid's rear as she walks by the fighter


Write "Property of Raistlin Majere. If found, I will find you". on the inside cover of someone's Spellbook.

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caleb 05-18-2001 08:01 AM

YAY he grew a sense of humor. Whats big, red, has fangs, horns, and lives in baator?? YOUR MAMA!

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Lord Shield 05-18-2001 08:21 AM

I was gonna do a mum one. oh well. What goes black white black white black white black white
.
A nun rolling down a hill
.
What's black and white and laughing?
.
The nun that pushed her

WOLFGIR 05-18-2001 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
I was gonna do a mum one. oh well. What goes black white black white black white black white
.
A nun rolling down a hill
.
What's black and white and laughing?
.
The nun that pushed her


hehe, that was funny!!


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BladeMaster 05-18-2001 02:29 PM

Ok everyone here is a riddle for you.


This thing all things devours:
Birds, beast, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stone to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.


What am I????????



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Jerome 05-18-2001 02:31 PM

Time.

Or "yo momma" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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My hopes lie dashed,
Crushed from high above,
My dreams lie shattered, my heart broken,
A casulty on a battlefield called love.

BladeMaster 05-18-2001 02:47 PM

Well that did not take long. Jerome gets the prize. A nice big kiss from Angel.

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Jerome 05-18-2001 02:49 PM

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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My hopes lie dashed,
Crushed from high above,
My dreams lie shattered, my heart broken,
A casulty on a battlefield called love.

BladeMaster 05-18-2001 02:51 PM

Well here is the next one.


What mysteries are in its creation?
Who's hand did bend its ore?
Where did the knowledge come from?
And could he have made any more?
On his finger it did lie,
Yet on his soul the more.
For the fire it would bring,
Would make his heart ring,
And death, would come knocking at his door.

What am I?


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[This message has been edited by BladeMaster (edited 05-18-2001).]

Jerome 05-18-2001 05:31 PM

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif

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My hopes lie dashed,
Crushed from high above,
My dreams lie shattered, my heart broken,
A casulty on a battlefield called love.


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