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A man woke up to find a gorilla in his backyard tree. He phoned the nearest S.P.C.A. The service man arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The Chihuahua has been trained to go straight for his private parts. When the gorilla crosses his hands to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on him." "Got it! But what's the shotgun for?" asked the homeowner. "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the service man said, "Shoot the Chihuahua!"

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Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

I was checking it out too. AOL is doing some service work. It'll be down for a little while. Should come back up though.



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Protectorate of the OHF
Death Waits 4 U ALL

Make one joke forum and stick with it I hate hunting for your funny jokes im lazy and want them contained in one place.

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LOL that was funny.

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Draconia, Dragon Queen

Good joke. I would welcome any others you may have...... it's a slow day

sorry, here's the link to one of the other threads...

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

Funny joke RudeDawg! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

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Hey RudeDawg,

I followed the link to your previous humor posting and loved your pest control joke! Please keep the humor flowing. I am in desperate need of it since I work next to a guy who is incessantly punning (i.e. "When the Judge went out to dinner, his Honor was at steak"). Have compassion on me!

Two advance scouts for the Martain invasion forces land in the desert by an old gas station. The martains walk up to the gas pump, thinking it is an earthling, telepathicly they tell the gas pump to "take us to your leader". the gas pump doesn't do anything. The martains pull out their ray guns and speak to the gas pump, "Take us to your leader"! Again the gas pump doesn't do anything. The martains shoot the gas pump, it explodes, knocking the martains backwards. The martains get up dust themselves off, and return to thier general on Mars.
"General we have to call of the invasion".
"Why?" demands the general.
"Well, we can't take the earthlings over with telepathy, their just to dumb" explain the scouts.
"What about militarily?" asks the general.
"That won't work either, when you shoot the earthlings they blow up"
The general scratches his head "Wait, what about sexualy" asks the general.
The scouts exclaim " Oh, no sir we can't do that either the earthling had "IT" wrapped around him twice and stuck in one ear"

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