I'm a collector of expressions, I'd like to hear some of y'all's expressions,to add to my repituree, repettarw, ahh forget it, so I can use them. Below are some of my favs.
I'm hungurier than a she wolf sucking nine pups.
You betchum redrider!
You'er pruttier then a spotted ear pup.
If my dog was as ugly as _______ I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
That would make a preacher cuss.
I'm not as think, as you drunk I am officer.
Honest... it's just a cold sore.
Sure boss, let me I ain't never fixxed a transmission before.
She could talk 60 words a minute, with gust up to 90.
But, wait you also get...
I don't think we're in Kansas any more.
I've got places to go, things to see, and people to DO.
Nuke the gay whales
That will go over like a fart in a diving bell.
I don't remember eating that (works best after a good rumbling belly belch)
Patience my ass I'm going to kill somthing.
NO, comments from the nickle bleachers.
choke a turtle, or kill a tree. (reply to paper or plastic bag at grocery store)



[This message has been edited by John D Harris (edited 05-02-2001).]

How about - I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

or "That's a big Negatron bomb" when you're giving a negative reply

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Peace and hair grease

Your ass is grass and im the lawnmower.
Your village called their missing their idiot.
ALABAMA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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a personal fave...

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum..
and I'm all out of bubble-gum."

-Rowdy Roddy Piper, in They Live

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and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

THAT was a cool movie! I seem to like a lot of John Carpenter's movies--Big trouble in little china, Halloween, Escape from New York, and others..

Ziroc

JOHN CARPENTER ROCKS !!!!!!



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Originally posted on the W&W Forum in a thread titled "W&W Cuts and insults" but it applies to anyone who plays CRPG's and cracked me up...

Shut up or you're experience points!

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Moni


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Dont drop the soap!

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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you." - William Arthur


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and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

Bad day to be a (fill in blank) Works well after a critial hit explosion

I smoked you like you were weed and I was the Seventies

Yo Momma

(blank stare, blink twice and walk away)

What are you, new?

Hey, ya wanna screw and eat pizza? What? You don't like pizza?

I'm your Huckleberry

It seems my Hypocracy knows no bounds

What are you gonna do, just stand there and bleed?

BK

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