I have been sitting in one of the computer labs in my uni for the past 2 hours, trying to do a lab report on MS word/Excel. Despite the distractions (i.e Ironworks), I have now reached a point where I can no longer use the computer without cursing at it. I've almost put the monitor through the window twice, and I am really really really beginning to despise the smug paperclip that pops up everytime I want to do something slightly out of the ordinary. I've just managed to save over another report without it telling me, and I am sure the equation editor, spell checker and draw tools are in league against me. I think the symbol insert function has had a disagreement with the grammer checker, and all the table editing tools seem to be on strike. ARGGHH......What else could go wrong?

I haven't even finished the introduction yet, I just want to cry.

*DEEP BREATH* - that's better

Sorry just had to vent my anger for a bit.

PS - Memnoch could you please read my thread in the BG1 forum - I hope you can help.

Right click on the evil paperclip and go down to hide. Imagine him being sent to an evil abyss of endless torment. I hate that smug little bastard!

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You could aways change the help wizard. I love Albert, Myself. . . http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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or if you really want to kill him. right click on him and click options. then uncheck the use assistant option

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I ended up deleting the actor files for MS office on my computer at home I got so annoyed. Shame I can't do it where I am now, unless...plot...plot...plot.....

I don't use mr EVIL PAPERCLIP, I have a cute cat on mine. But I also don't use the MS Word Monster any more than I have to! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif I prefer WordPerfect by far!

Best of luck battling that monster, Starlafur! (you'll need it! teehee)


CB

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The good news is that dumb-ass paperclip will be no more when Microsoft rolls out the new version of Office...http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Now where did I leave that doughnut?!

i've already ordered my copy of officeXP

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I also did some beta testing of winXP, it rocks. it never crashed, it tried to but XP wouldnt let it.

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Hey, guys, for the totally demented official Ex-"Clippy" site, check out:

http://officeclippy.com/indexyes.html

it's hilarious! Make sure you see the movie. They have Gilbert Gottfried playing "Clippy"...talk about obnoxious voices!

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