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Hivetyrant 04-01-2005 03:58 AM

OMG!!! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS!?!?!?!?!?!
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I was leafing through the May issue of PSM (WTF May, it’s not even April yet!) and I came across an article on the upcoming Tomb Raider: Legend. The Most noticeable thing about the game is that Lara Croft has once more been transformed. You guessed, she’s had some more breast reduction surgery. On a positive note, she does look more like a real woman than a pistol-packing Barbie. Ummm, maybe that’s not so positive.

The magazine has this great comparison shot showing the original Lara, the Angel of Darkness Lara and the new Lara. It’s amazing how her breasts go from bowling balls to large oranges to, I don’t know, maybe persimmons. Also her face shrinks, The original Lara had that whole smart-ass smile going, the Angel Lara has this freakishly oblong face and the new Lara, well the new Lara’s head is like a third smaller—which means she looks human now and not like some collection of sex symbols. Now only if gameplay improved at the same rate.
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/8392/laralaralara2wn.jpg


Oh, and I was joking, I couldnt really care less about the game or her breast size, I lost intrest back in Tomb Raider 2, what are we up to now? 8? 9?

Dundee Slaytern 04-01-2005 04:21 AM

Date of article? ;)

Paladin2000 04-01-2005 07:50 AM

The third one looks more like a human. Wasn't she killed in one of the installment?

Hivetyrant 04-01-2005 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern:
Date of article? ;)
huh? there was a pic at the top of the article.
http://www.kotaku.com/a/i/d/31.gif http://www.kotaku.com/a/i/d/march.gif http://www.kotaku.com/a/i/d/2005.gif

[ 04-01-2005, 07:55 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]

Memnoch 04-01-2005 01:26 PM

Day before April Fool's?

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Sir Goulum 04-01-2005 01:39 PM

Well, she does look more normal now... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Luvian 04-01-2005 04:32 PM

Wish it was true...

Sir Degrader 04-01-2005 04:45 PM

Who the hell cares?

Kakero 04-01-2005 08:08 PM

Still look kinda big for me.

Sir Degrader 04-01-2005 08:10 PM

I suppose the question is now whether or not she will move faster or have better balance as she is less top heavy.


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