Ironworks Gaming Forum - ORT Building #17

Welcome to the sixteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! My my, we are prolific aren't we! :D All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!

Well Shmucks I'm Back, So Talth, Get Off Your High Horse!! Lol. Nah, Lets All Share THe Leadership And Have Fun... I Suppose.
We Should All Celibrate Really, Its The First Time In Ages That All 3 Founders Have Been Back!! Welcome OTP And Davros! Hm, Any New Members Recently??

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Maiden Library
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Beaumanoir's Newly Aquired And Reposessed knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent roof courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage to be admired by all, with ample drool drains nearby ;) .

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted :D

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this (excellent applications may proceed straight to the birthday suit portion :D ). 

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

http://www.geocities.com/orderofroyaltoads

[ 04-26-2002, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Beaumanoir ]