Hello, and welcome to the "Theivery Magery Discuss Room"!

If you need advice on Magery or Theivery, I'm your man! I did after all escape from Irenicus' Dungeon single handedly using just my Elven Chain Mail and Blade Of Roses!

Good castin'!

DJG- Magic Extraordinaire

Good luck, but I do believe I am the right ace man for assassinations, or scouting. Stealth is my choice, but you can do the burgarlaries. You should join for my campaign, you'd make a fine addition. And, e-mail me at AckMan_24@hotmail.com, to join the wizard clan.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SecretMaster:
Good luck, but I do believe I am the right ace man for assassinations, or scouting. Stealth is my choice, but you can do the burgarlaries. You should join for my campaign, you'd make a fine addition. And, e-mail me at AckMan_24@hotmail.com, to join the wizard clan.<hr></blockquote>

Why, thankyou SecretMaster! I will need more information if I would wish to join your campaign. I made that mistake before! I unfortunatly joined something called a MoneyTaker in Athkatla. I thought, great, a theivery group! And guess what, it was a theivery group, but they stole my money!

Anyway, I want a drink! Anyone care to join me for a glass of the highest quality Coke? It's on me, after all, I do run this bar!

Avast there mate a freelance man is it well the cutpurse beggars would welcome a new theif...that is if yer as good as you say you are............ i need no advice as im very particular and individual in my skills of theivery...however 1 kilo of yer finest coke it is

Here you are Madman-Rogovich! 1 Kilo (????) of Coke! I do serve alcoholic drinks if you want!

<Motions 1 Kilo of Coke to Madman>
Drink up!

give me a long-island iced tea, and keep em coming every five minutes until i pass out please! i said this to a bar-tender, and he kicked me out!!! heh, what an ass.

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Hmm, I say join the mage guild anyway. Some pepsi please, yes I'm fond of that stuff. And I feel very generous to pay you extra, after all, me and my thieve buddies robbed some mansions, and did some assassinations, so here, except this diamond for drinks, or for your own purpose.

Hi!

One long-island iced tea and one Pepsi comin' up!
(Casts Some unknown spell)
There we go!
(Slides Pepsi and long-island iced tea across table)

Errrr.......
Morgan_Corbesant? I am not familiar with this drink, I used the spell to make it but one thing...........
Is it American? "Long-Island?"? No complaints, it's just I'd like to know what it is! Sounds nice!

And.........
Any people that wanna' help with this bar just step up and say, "Squiggly Piggly, Undermander, Planky Cranky!".

Obviously then say you want to be a bar man/woman and I'll fit you up with the training.(Which by the way is, "Welcome to the job!")

Step right up, step right up!

Squiggly Piggly Undermander Planky Cranky! Wiggly Woggly Squiggly Piggly Jiggly Jeggerly Teggers Keggers YOU HAVE TO JOIN THE CUTPURSE BEGGARS!