1. No flaming of other people. Friendly ribbing is ok, but don't get personal and don't take things personally.
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2. No spamming. Single word or single sentence posts are out. This is not intended to be a chat thread, you are all welcome to go to the General Discussion Forum if you want to chat. Posting about non-BG2 issues does not belong here. This includes posting about fluffies, pillow fights that go for 300 posts, or anything else that I can't find a remote BG2 connection on.
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3. No profanity. It amazes me that people can behave so differently here as in RL. Unfortunately some people have been pushing the boundaries of this so I am asking you to restrain from it altogether.
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Lord Shield and Melusine are the proprietors of this bar, please respect their requests. Please let me know if these guidelines are not being adhered to (prefereably by e-mail).
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Staff Roster:
Lord Shield - proprietor
Melusine - Head of Staff and Wedgie coordinator
Azurewolf - bouncer. Check your weapons with him on entry
Skyedracgrrl - entertainer and another cute elf
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Sil, Gamora and Jaheira - Waitresses
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Cheesy - Earth Elemental does the cleaning
Tiddles - Son of the Tarrasque. Cute puppy most of the time
The Nishruu - tends bar when I'm not there
Troll cook from Windspear Hills does the cooking
Lord Thought, another old one, lover of Melusine
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To prevent earlier problems, NO GODS OR SUPER-BEINGS ALLOWED - I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. Any problems and I start a character registering forum
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And, before I forget - (Lord Thought hugs Melusine and gives her a big kiss)
The story so far:
Skye's been pulled into a vortex. LS has dived after her (this means, of course, that the Nishruu tends bar while I'm gone) :D :D

The old thread is here

Have any mead? Perhaps a nice frosty ale would sake my neverending thirst. Have ye any cheetos?

After a long time, I'm here again! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wavey.gif[/img] Hi LS! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Um, I think the peanuts are all out...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:
Um, I think the peanuts are all out...<hr></blockquote>

Hello, fellow dwarf. Guess what I do when the peanuts are out.

Have you ever heard of cheetos? They are the little cosmic wonders that are guaran-flippen-teed to brighten your day. 9 out of 10 dwarves recommend a bag of cheetos to go with their ale.

Cheetos, aye?
I might try that one day!
Thank you, my short friend, for the tip ;)

Ah! I see that the Bar has returned, a pint of ale please, hello my friends, glad to see that you have decided to stop by the best bar in the Prime Material Plane!

Those of the residents that are in it, anyway

The Nishruu takes your orders and serves the drinks.

The big gaping vortex is awaiting until the bugger that posted it tells me what it was meant to do. If he doesn't soon, I'm gonna forget about it and get back to the pillow fight with Skyedracgrrl :D :D

*Hey, Mr. Nishruu! A bag of cheetos please!*

I'll have two bags!
Too bad Link isn't around so I could give someone a gentle wedgie...
Hmm.... Mel's not here either...

*Gives Regin a not so gentle uncoordinated wedgie*

What can I say, I've got time to kill :D