So after reading a bit in one of the threads about how Americans (myself included) write the date backwards, and how George W. Bush is a dummy, I thought to myself, "What would G.W.'s stats be if he was a BG character?" and what would he be? A dumb stumbling theif?

Alignment wise Lawful or Nuetral evil

Incredibly low widom

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Here's what I think:

George W. Bush

Gnome

Fighter/Thief (level 6/8)

Str: 12
Dex: 14
Con: 15
Int: 9
Wis: 7
Chr: 13

Lore: 8 (GB's kit gives only 1/3 lore of normal thief)

Aligment: Lawful Neutral

Special Abilities: can cast "Summon Advisors" once per hour. The Advisors remain in existence for one hour.

Eh, make him a Jester. With uber-confuse ability. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Well i guess the american people dont thin so

oh yeah just thought i would drop in on some political show a College profeccer said.

"George W Bush got a 1202 on his S.A.T..Higher then Bill Cilton and Gore and My Self"

He also bribed the teacher more http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

I agree with Kerlyssa. A jester with the ability to counter recounts http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Sometimes it seems like he took waay too many of those red potions that make your intelligence really high but drop your wisdom to that of a farm animal.
A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. -Dilbert
Stupidity is like nuclear power. It can be used for good and for evil. And you dont want to get any on you. -also from Dilbert.
Bush reminds me of that pointy-haired boss from the cartoons http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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Why?

[This message has been edited by Lifetime (edited 06-07-2001).]

The topic was "Americans and their backwards dates"?

It would be helpful if the subject line and the content matched.

his confuse ability only works on himself tho http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Surely he would also have the 10th level mage spell "summon drunken daughter" as a special ability! PS. there's no such thing as "American English". English is English just because you guy's spelt colour wrong somewhere along the line you try to invent a new language to cover your mistake, as well as changing date format's it's called "English" because we invented it so kindly stop bastardising it at every opportunity or invent your own language and calender! Do agree with Joetbd about this having nothing to do with the thread title or BGII though so I'll be leaving now.

[This message has been edited by Kinslayer (edited 06-07-2001).]